So the Orlo Counter has passed to 0, and there’s a good chance that Daunte Culpepper could be wearing Honolulu Blue. With all of the turnover under center, it doesn’t seem prudent to keep the Counter going, so I’m shelving it.

In it’s place, however, is a new measure of failure. And as much as I would like to claim credit for the idea, all of the love goes to Don Zellers. Now that we’ve separated who’s for real and who’s not, why not track who’s gunning for that first draft pick?

DZ had dubbed it “The Chase for Chase”. Catchy, but according to ESPN/Scouts Inc, Chase Daniel isn’t even a first rounder. Instead, going off their cue, I have dubbed it “The Brawl for Bradford”.

With the Lions down 21 to 3 just before the half, I’m pretty sure it’s safe to premier this…

I’m just sad that it comes so late in the year.

BREAKING NEWS: Ricky Williams is not smoking weed.

In other news, Ray Lewis hasn’t stabbed anybody lately.

You’ve sat on my fantasy bench all year. 3 weeks I watched you rack up massive points while I foolheartedly rode Tony Romo. Sure, he had respectable numbers. But you, Marmalard, were putting up 20 or 30 points a week. I figured I’d roll with you this week. Dallas was playing a come-out-of-nowhere Redskins team, while the Chargers faced the friggin’ Raiders.

12 points. That’s all you could manage? 1 TD, 2 picks, and a fumble? Not like it hurt anyways, my opponent had Brett “I’ll throw 6 touchdowns with THIS team! HA-HA!” Favre. Still, it’s the principle of it all.

(Yes, I forgot to do my NFL Picks. Like you care.)

Here’s my 5:30 sportscast, in which I host a “Matt Millen Has Been Fired” Dance Party.

Millen Fired