You’ve sat on my fantasy bench all year. 3 weeks I watched you rack up massive points while I foolheartedly rode Tony Romo. Sure, he had respectable numbers. But you, Marmalard, were putting up 20 or 30 points a week. I figured I’d roll with you this week. Dallas was playing a come-out-of-nowhere Redskins team, while the Chargers faced the friggin’ Raiders.

12 points. That’s all you could manage? 1 TD, 2 picks, and a fumble? Not like it hurt anyways, my opponent had Brett “I’ll throw 6 touchdowns with THIS team! HA-HA!” Favre. Still, it’s the principle of it all.

(Yes, I forgot to do my NFL Picks. Like you care.)