He hits two straight triple-doubles while begging the front office to make a move and give him some help.

They make the move, and while they wait for the players to get there, he goes and wins a game anyways with 2 NBA D-League scrubs. And somehow, he falls 2 assists short of a 3rd straigh trip-dub.

If it wasn’t obvious before, it is now. They should just rename the game “LeBronball”.

Shaq with the Suns… he was alright.

J-Kidd with Dallas… s’ok.

The real magic last night was with the Cavaliers.

• Pistons 109, Cavs 74 - If there’s no ‘I’ in ‘Team’, then what happens when there is no team, and the ‘I’ goes away?
• Toledo Dropped to 1-5 - Oh goodie, I’m going to be on the air when the Rockets play Pittsburgh.
• And the Commissioner’s Trophy Goes To… - Can they really call it the ACC-Big 10 Challenge if there is no challenge?

And I really didn’t mean to stop updating so soon yesterday. I was kinda preparing the “On Tap” for yesterday and published it early. I think by the time I get in the groove here I’ll proabably have 2 or 3 posts per day… Give me a break, I’m still feelin’ this crap out, alright?

• NBA: Cleveland @ Detroit - LeBron Hellsing and his merry band of fictional monster slaughterers march into the Palace. Tayshaun Prince and Rasheed Wallace can be the guys from the movie From Dusk Till Dawn.
• College B-Ball: Toledo @ UNC-Wilmington- Don’t look now, but the head coach of the Seahawks is actually a UNC-Charlotte grad. OOOOOOOOOOOOH
• Kinda Scritpted TV: Mythbusters - Another Pirate Themed Episode? SpectaculARRRR.

I joked earlier today about LeBron carrying the Cavs past the Celtics… well, kinda. LeBron put up 38 for his 7th straight game scoring 30+. 11 of those came in overtime. He then put a wooden stake through Kevin Garnett’s heart and beheaded the vile Ray Allen.

But King James did have his knights help him in this one. Making up for his paltry 4 rebounds was Drew Gooden and Big Z, they combined for 27 boards on the night. If I carry out the theme from earlier, I guess that means Gooden and Igauskas… stuffed garlic down Paul Pierce’s throat? I don’t know.

The win makes Cleveland’s 4th straight, and I’d like to think that the Cavs have finally found their groove, with or without a particular afro on the team.