BREAKING NEWS: Ricky Williams is not smoking weed.

In other news, Ray Lewis hasn’t stabbed anybody lately.

You’ve sat on my fantasy bench all year. 3 weeks I watched you rack up massive points while I foolheartedly rode Tony Romo. Sure, he had respectable numbers. But you, Marmalard, were putting up 20 or 30 points a week. I figured I’d roll with you this week. Dallas was playing a come-out-of-nowhere Redskins team, while the Chargers faced the friggin’ Raiders.

12 points. That’s all you could manage? 1 TD, 2 picks, and a fumble? Not like it hurt anyways, my opponent had Brett “I’ll throw 6 touchdowns with THIS team! HA-HA!” Favre. Still, it’s the principle of it all.

(Yes, I forgot to do my NFL Picks. Like you care.)

Bad news: Toledo Lost.

Worse news: To Florida International.

Are you kidding me?: Ned scored a touchdown.

(Thanks to Suss for reminding me of brave, young Ned.)

I didn’t see this until just now, but Bethany (of Bethany’s Hockey Rants) is now the official Blue Jackets blogger for Kuklas Korner. Which is FREAKING AWESOME!

Her new blog is here. Do us Jackets fans proud!

Witness Brandon Marrow’s insidious assault on the Pi Kappa Phi Cannon:

(I talked to Paul Helgren, he said they’re probably going to move the cannon to the North side of the stadium, possibly on the balcony of the Larimer Center.)