I was going to post something along these lines yesterday, but it seems Blog Ninja Matt Sussman beat me to it on Wednesday, and he did it while waiting for the Futon Report to raise itself from the ashes.

What’s more ridiculous than “Bootgate” was “Baldgate” and “Wah-Hoodie-Isn’t-Talking-Gate“. This is why they gotta get rid of the freaking bye week.